Rodrigo Mendoza (Robert De Niro) is the worst kind of human being. He sells people into slavery, and he’s a Cain. He killed his own brother. He finds salvation through conversations with a Jesuit priest named Gabriel (Jeremy Irons), who is in Paraguay, attempting to convert the natives to Christianity. He is successful with Mendoza, and somewhat successful with the natives, until political realignments in Spain and Portugal condemn the mission they call home and demand they move. The Guarani natives do not want to leave their home, and plan to resist. Mendoza also wants to stay, and defends his newfound faith and home the only way he knows how – with a sword. The Mission is a testament to the strength of faith when it’s genuine and the detriment a wayward believer can have on a new convert or the overlap of politics and religion can have on entire groups of people.

The Mission is based on real events. In 1750, The Treaty of Madrid instituted a passing of land in Jesuit Paraguay from Spain to Portugal, and the ending battle is considered part of the Guarani War, where the Guarani defended their homes from the implementing of the Treaty. The Guarani are an indigenous people in South America that was without European contact until the mid-1500s. They were completely isolated before that. Then, in the early 1600s, Spain began setting up missions in Guarani territory to convert the Guarani to Catholicism. Luckily, some of their culture survived and even continues today, such as their language. The film mostly took place around where the Guarani actually live, which covers a range of Argentina, Paraguay and Brazil, roughly where they intersect at Iguazu Falls. You know, this place…

I probably talk too much about movie scores in my reviews, but listen when I say that The Mission‘s soundtrack, composed by the legendary Ennio Morricone, is absolutely gorgeous. It’s the sound of Heaven for our ears. How many scores can you name that prominently feature an oboe, especially a silky smooth oboe? That’s right, none. The score for The Mission is one of a kind and it’s one of the few soundtracks I can listen to on its own. Also, I know I rave about acting in just about each review, but I really want to talk about Jeremy Irons for a second. He has a voice for Shakespeare, especially when lions perform it, but typically, Shakespeare is a very boisterous, confident form of acting. Jeremy Irons somehow plays the timid and downtrodden Father Gabriel perfectly. I’ve never seen him in such a role, and it’s a shame. I wish he had done more closer to his work in The Mission.

The Mission is a perfect film if you’re wanting a story of David vs. Goliath odds and Norse-like commitment to the end. It’s also just a beautiful film to look at when it’s not too foggy.

Bonus Review: The New World

Terrence Malick knows how films should look. His eye for photography and his collaborations with cinematographer, Emmanuel Lubezki, make for some of the most gorgeous filmmaking you will ever see. If you’ve seen The Revenant, you know what a Lubezki film can look like. Like The Revenant, The New World is filmed mostly using natural lighting, and in fact, even beyond the cinematography, the rest of the film strives for authenticity. It was filmed near the actual locations for Jamestown and casted Native Americans who were taught to speak a variation of the now-extinct Powhatan language.

I’m sure most everyone knows the story. Three English ships arrive on the coast of Virginia full of settlers ready to conquer the New World. The Powhatans, particularly the chief’s daughter, Pocahontas (Q’orianka Kilcher), watch with apprehension as the settlers make for the shore. The settlers struggle to survive as disease sweeps through the camp and supplies run low. Captain Newport (Christopher Plummer) returns to England to get more supplies, and in his absence, John Smith (Colin Farrell) leads an expedition north and is captured by the Powhatans and nearly killed, but Pocahontas intervenes on Smith’s behalf. Over the course of his imprisonment, Smith and Pocahontas fall in love. Smith is eventually returned to Jamestown and receives an offer to lead his own expedition to find the East Indies. He returns to England. Pocahontas is banished by her tribe for her affair with Smith and she ends up in Jamestown. She is told that Smith died on the return journey to England and she acclimates to the English way of life and marries John Rolfe (Christian Bale). She and Rolfe go to England, which for Pocahontas, is the New World. They live there for a time, and Pocahontas discovers Smith is still alive. They meet again, but part with their relationship unresolved. Pocahontas commits to Rolfe and their new son, Thomas. Just before they are to return to Virginia, Pocahontas gets sick and dies. Rolfe and Thomas go to Virginia anyway so Thomas can see where his mother lived.

For those who care about such things, this marks the second time Christian Bale has been in a movie about Pocahontas. Funnily enough, his character in the Disney version is named Thomas. The real star of the show is Q’orianka Kilcher, who was 15 when The New World was made. This was only her second film, after a random background Who in Ron Howard’s live action How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and so it seems extra impressive how well she carries the two-and-a-half hour film. Surprisingly accurate (outside of the Smith-Pocahontas romance), The New World is a great retelling of the beginning of what will eventually be the United States of America.

Do you have any interest in spending nearly four hours staring at the desert? If so, Lawrence of Arabia is the movie for you. David Lean was originally known for British melodramas, such as Brief Encounter, before turning his attention to an epic sense of scope with his film prior to this one, The Bridge on the River Kwai. Lawrence of Arabia received numerous accolades and inspired an entire generation of filmmakers, including Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Sam Peckinpah, Ridley Scott, George Lucas and Brian De Palma. It even inspired some of David Lean’s contemporaries, like my personal favorite filmmaker, Akira Kurosawa.

Lawrence of Arabia is divided into two parts with an intermission between them. Part One begins with T.E. Lawrence’s death via motorcycle accident before transporting us back to World War I. Lawrence is a lieutenant in the British Army who is requested by the Arab Bureau to assess whether or not Prince Faisal stands a chance in his revolt against the Turks. Lawrence follows his guide, Tafas, but Tafas is killed by Sherif Ali for drinking from another person’s well without permission. Upon his arrival, Lawrence meets Colonel Brighton who tells him to be quiet, make his assessment and leave as soon as possible. Lawrence immediately disobeys, but luckily, Prince Faisal appreciates his outspokenness and encourages it. Faisal is encouraged by the colonel to retreat from a fight he is significantly losing, but Lawrence convinces Faisal to provide him with fifty men to lead to nearby Aqaba for a surprise attack. Their victory would provide them with a port for the British to access and bring in supplies. Faisal agrees, but puts Sherif Ali in charge. They cross the Nefud Desert and barely make it to a source of water. One of them, Gasim, falls off his camel along the journey and no one notices. But later, Lawrence realizes he’s nowhere to be found and turns back for him, successfully returning him to the group. Lawrence convinces the leader of a nearby tribe to turn against the Turks, but before the leader agrees, one of his men is killed by one of Ali’s men because of a personal vendetta. If the leader were to retaliate against Ali’s man, there would be no alliance, so Lawrence agrees to kill the murderer himself. He is shocked to discover that Gasim is the man, but reluctantly shoots him anyway. They successfully win at Aqaba, and Lawrence and his servants cross the Sinai Desert to confirm his victory to the Arab Bureau. Initially, no one believes him, but Lawrence is soon promoted to major.

Part Two begins with Lawrence blowing up a railway controlled by the Ottomans. An American, Jackson Bentley, records Lawrence’s exploits and publishes them, turning Lawrence into a celebrity. On one of their raids, his last living servant, Farraj, is badly injured and incapacitated. Lawrence kills him to prevent him from being tortured by the Turks. Lawrence and Ali move ahead to scout a Turkish-controlled city, but in the process, Lawrence is captured and taken before the chief of the Turks. Originally, Lawrence is just prodded by the Turks, investigated, but when he lashes out at the chief, he is flogged and thrown out into the streets. Ali arrives to carry him away to safety. Lawrence, at this point, is growing weary of the war effort, but he agrees to help in the Capture of Damascus. Lawrence and Ali take Damascus before the rest of the British Army can arrive and the Arab tribesmen debate how to hold the occupation of the city. Their bickering ends in a stalemate and leave Damascus for the British. Lawrence receives another promotion to colonel and instructed to return to Britain. As he leaves the city, a motorcyclist crosses his path, leaving a dust cloud in his wake.

Lawrence of Arabia is one of the most beautiful movies out there. The wide shots of the desert sand dunes and the vast armies have never been outdone. David Lean was inspired by John Ford’s The Searchers in his approach to the look of the film and there are some scenes that look almost identical. He also has all the camera work move from left to right to keep the appearance of one continuous journey. Lawrence of Arabia was Peter O’Toole’s fourth film in his career and the movie that promoted him to superstardom. It also brought Omar Sharif to national attention. The technical achievements of the film is important and gives the film its place among the pantheon of greatest films of all time, but it’s also just an intriguing character study of the ultimate fish out of water.

Bonus Review: The Great Escape

The Great Escape is another epic, though not as long as Lawrence of Arabia, so maybe don’t watch these back to back if you don’t have a free day. The Great Escape is about the escape from the Stalag Luft III POW camp, an actual historical event, though the film is highly exaggerated. It stars Steve McQueen, James Garner, Charles Bronson, Richard Attenborough, James Coburn and Donald Pleasance.

Captain Hilts is a notorious escapee from multiple POW camps and takes Colonel Luger’s suggestion to stop trying to escape with a scoff. He finds a blind spot in the fence around the camp, and to keep the Germans from discovering it, he purposely gets caught trying to escape from a different location. His punishment is to spend the night in “The Cooler” next to another prisoner named Archie Ives. Together, they plot their escape. At the same time, Roger Bartlett reestablishes his escape-planning committee from a previous camp, the “X Organization”. Bartlett argues that if they can successfully escape, the Germans will be forced to draw their attention to the camp instead of on the front lines. The organization begins work on three tunnels named “Tom”, “Dick”, and “Harry”. Their operation is streamlined and everyone has a part to play, but Hilts refuses to join their effort, intending to escape on his own. The camp celebrates the near-completion of one of the tunnels, but during their revelry, the Germans discover it and order it to be closed up. Ives, shaken at the discovery, snaps and tries to scale a fence before being shot down. This encourages Hilts to help the organization. The escape begins, but their digging didn’t make it far enough into the woods to conceal them, but because of an air raid, 76 men are able to escape before the tunnel is discovered. Hilts attempts to escape to Switzerland via motorcycle, but is recaptured. Only three of the other escapees make it to freedom. The rest are taken to a field and shot dead. Hilts is returned to the Cooler and plots his next escape, while Luger is demoted because of the escape, hinting that the escape was in some capacity worth it.

A great story of perseverance in the face of certain death, The Great Escape is both triumph and tragedy. It makes for a whirlwind viewing experience and doesn’t feel like it’s actually length of its runtime. The performances are great, and so is the score from Elmer Bernstein. It’ll get you pumped for anything. I recommend this to everyone, especially if you are a fan of motorcycle stunts.

Okay, enough of that depressing fare. On to something more cheerful. Anyway, Norman Jewison passed away earlier this year, so I guess it’s fitting that I have a few of his movies on this list. Twenty years after he made In the Heat of the Night, and nearly fifteen years after he did Fiddler on the Roof, Jewison came out with Moonstruck, an Italian-American romantic comedy that’s as goofy as it is romantic. Cher and Nicolas Cage star as the moonstruck couple, a clever story-telling device to make it conceivable that Cher and Nicolas Cage would ever get together. The movie is funny and heart-warming and beyond odd, but that’s what makes it so endearing.

Loretta, a widow living in New York City, spends time with her boyfriend Johnny before he flies to Sicily to tend to his dying mother. Before he leaves, he proposes marriage, which Loretta agrees to on the stipulation that they do it “right”, as she fears her previous untraditional courtship is what killed her husband. Also before he goes, Johnny asks Loretta to reach out to his estranged brother, Ronny, to get him to come to the wedding. Later, to her mother, Rose, Loretta admits that she does not love Johnny but agreed to marry Johnny anyway. The next day, Loretta goes to call on Ronny at his bakery. Ronny is standoffish and claims that his brother is the reason he lost his hand. Loretta convinces him to talk privately at his apartment. She cooks dinner and over dinner, they talk and get to know one another. They end up sleeping together and witnessing a bright moon that evening that is similar to the moon that shone on the night Loretta’s parents got together. Loretta wakes up the next morning feeling guilty and Ronny agrees to keep away from her forever if she’ll go to the opera with him that evening. She agrees and goes to confession to admit to her infidelity, but later, she decides to get her hair done and a new dress before the opera. After the performance, Loretta and Ronny run into her father, Cosmo, who is with his mistress. Loretta angrily confronts him, but Cosmo basically says, “I won’t tell if you don’t.” Meanwhile, Rose eats at a restaurant alone and invites a man who she just witnessed being dumped to join her. The man walks Rose home and asks to come up, but she rebuffs him, claiming she is faithful to her marriage. Johnny returns to NYC, saying his mother made a miraculous recovery. Cosmo and Rose, and Loretta, Johnny and Ronny air out their grievances over the most awkward breakfast in film history. Johnny backs out of his engagement to Loretta, superstitiously believing it will make her sick again. Loretta berates him, but Ronny sees the opportunity and proposes marriage with his brother’s engagement ring. Loretta accepts.

I guess it’s true what the songs say: “If you get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you can do is fall in love.” Cher is not a good actress, but she fits surprisingly well in the NYC Italian, “fuhgeddaboudit” environment. Nicolas Cage performs as if he himself is in an opera. The first scene where he and Loretta meet, he lifts his hands and head toward the sky and bellows, “I lost my hand!” The only thing missing is him laying the back of his other hand against his forehead as if he’s about to swoon. But that campiness is what makes the movie so enjoyable. Love makes us do crazy things, not all of them good, and the events of this film act as a declaration to embrace that crazy with fervor. By doing so, it makes the film even more romantic.

Bonus Bonus Review: Peggy Sue Got Married

Francis Ford Coppola, the director of The Godfather, The Conversation, Apocalypse Now and The Outsiders directed this oddball romance as if he was made for the genre. This time, Nicolas Cage is paired with Kathleen Turner, and while Cher gave the filmmakers of Moonstruck an ultimatum to make Cage her costar, Turner would have liked to throw her weight around to have Cage removed from Peggy Sue Got Married. But what are you gonna do when he’s the director’s nephew? We’re gonna assume Coppola gave Cage free range too, because otherwise his goofy, nasally voice and cartoonish overacting probably wouldn’t have made the cut either.

Peggy Sue attends her 25-year high school reunion without her husband, Charlie, whom she married right out of high school when she found out she was pregnant, as they are now separated due to Charlie’s infidelity. Peggy Sue is surprised when Charlie arrives at the reunion, but ignores her. Peggy Sue is pronounced the reunion’s queen, while Richard, who was the class nerd but now a rich inventor, is crowned king. Peggy Sue faints onstage, overwhelmed by the events, and wakes up in 1960, her senior year. Peggy Sue tries to correct her previous mistakes, so she attempts to get close to Richard and breaks up with Charlie, eventually briefly settling for Michael, an artsy loner with a motorcycle. After they sleep together, Michael asks Peggy Sue to go to Utah with him and another woman so they can live polygamously and he can write. Peggy Sue declines and instead visits a music club where Charlie and his friends are performing as a doo-wop group. She realizes that her getting pregnant stopped Charlie from chasing his passions of singing, and wants to return to her own time so she can stop ruining people’s lives. She discovers her grandmother claims to be psychic and the family, believing her story of time travel, decides to perform a ritual to get her back to 1985. Charlie shows up and swoops Peggy Sue away in the middle of the ceremony and confesses he still loves her and is giving up singing to pursue the family business. He gives her a locket that has their baby pictures in it, bearing a resemblance to photos of their children in the future. Peggy Sue realizes she genuinely loves Charlie and would make the same decisions again, given the opportunity. When she wakes up in her own time, Charlie is right by her side, begging her for forgiveness. She invites him to dinner.

Peggy Sue Got Married is sappy and not in a tongue-and-cheek way like Moonstruck, but it’s a fun, blast-from-the-past, inverted Blast From the Past kind of film. And Coppola does well with the material, giving him his biggest hit until Bram Stoker’s Dracula in 1992, which, at the time of this review, is his last successful movie. Watch it because it’s a rom-com, or watch because it’s nostalgic for the 60s. Also watch for an earlier role of a young Jim Carrey as one of Charlie’s singing buddies.

City of God immediately explodes on the screen with youthful energy and vibrance. Though the subject matter is tragic, the film itself is a manic two-hour ride that can be likened unto a carnival ride. It starts of simple and slow, but ramps up into chaos until it’s finally over, and you hope you can make it without throwing up. City of God is a real place, Cidade de Deus, a suburb of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, where the neighborhoods are all slums, called “favelas”, and gang violence is not just rampant but encouraged. City of God is partially based on an autobiographical novel by the same title, and partially based on true events, which makes it that much more tragic.

In the 60s, a trio of thieves rob businesses and give the money to the community. A little boy, named Lil’ Dice, convinces the boys to rob a motel and its occupants. The trio plans to not kill anyone and keep Lil’ Dice as their lookout, but Lil’ Dice instead kills everyone in the motel and falsely claims the police are on their way. The trio and Lil’ Dice run away and decide to split up. Lil’ Dice kills the member of the trio who holds the money and takes off with it. Years later, Lil’ Dice goes by Lil’ Ze and runs the biggest drug empire around after ruthlessly killing the competition. A young man named Rocket and his friends walk along the beach until a group of children criminals, known collectively as “The Runts”, interrupt them. Later, one of the Runts interferes with Lil’ Ze’s plans, and so Lil’ Ze forces another of the Runts to shoot and kill them. Benny, Lil’ Ze’s mild-mannered number two, dates a girl Rocket likes named Angelica. The two of them decide to leave City of God and drugs forever. Ze and Benny get into a fight over his desire to leave, but it is interrupted when Benny is shot by a man named Blacky, who happens to be the number two of the only other drug trader in the City, Carrot. Carrot had been allowed to live and continue selling drugs because of his friendship with Benny. Now that Benny is dead, Ze and a group of his men go looking for Carrot to kill him. A drug war breaks out. Another small timer named Knockout Ned sides with Carrot after he is beaten up by Ze. The wars continues for the next ten years, and as each sides builds their armies, Ze decides to arm the Runts. Ze, seeking fame and publicity, has Rocket, who loves photography, take photos of his gang. Since no one from the outside can safely get into City of God, Rocket’s photos are a significant want for a newspaper in Rio de Janeiro, and they convince him to let them publish them. Rocket fears Ze will want him dead for publishing the photos, but Ze is happy with his increased notoriety and wants Rocket to take more photos. This time, before the photoshoot can happen, Carrot’s army arrives and the battle commences. The police get involved to break it up and capture Ze and Carrot, though they let Ze go because he had been bribing them for years. Rocket gets photos of the corrupt cops letting Ze go as well as photos of Ze’s dead body after the Runts take their revenge for Ze’s enforced murder of one of their own. Rocket uses the photos to get a job at the newspaper that published his earlier photos and the Runts begin to take over Ze’s drug empire.

Whew. What a movie! And as I said before, it never lets up. Some of the events are exaggerated from their real-life inspiration, but some things are tragically legitimate. I don’t know if I made it clear in the synopsis, but the Runts are children – like 8-10 in age – and they have a real-life counterpart. Children with guns and sociopathic tendencies is terrifying. City of God is so dangerous that the production, who was determined to shoot on location, required security guards to keep everyone safe. For an additional bribe, the films is full of mostly non-actors from City of God. They were given a crash course in acting for certain scenarios, but most of the film was improvised to keep the non-actors acting natural. The film is very violent, but most of the violence happens either offscreen or otherwise kept in the background to keep from glorifying it. City of God is a wonder of Brazilian cinema and sheds a much-needed light on a horrifying world that’s a lot closer than we might think.

Bonus Review: Menace II Society

Caine and O-Dog are best friends. Caine is mostly mild-mannered, and O-Dog is a little too trigger happy. They go to a convenience store and, when the owner mouths off to the boys, O-Dog shoots him and his wife, stealing his wallet and the contents of the register. He also takes the security tape. Caine lives with his grandparents as his father and mother are both dead from drug-related incidents, and they strictly encourage him to quit living the way he does and hanging out with O-Dog, advice which he ignores. Caine and his cousin, Harold, are carjacked at gunpoint, and Caine is wounded while Harold is killed. Caine, with O-Dog and their friend A-Wax, find the carjackers and avenge Harold’s death. Later, Caine is picked up by the cops after a liquor bottle with his fingerprints is found at the convenience store. However, they have nothing to hold Caine with and have to let him go. After another incident that gets Caine hospitalized, his friend Ronnie invites him to move to Atlanta with her to escape the streets of LA, which he accepts, considering his future if he stays in LA. At a party, Caine beats a man named Chauncey after he makes advances toward Ronnie, and in retaliation, Chauncey sends a copy of the security tape from the convenience store robbery to the police. Caine knocks up a girl named Ilena, but denies paternity to ensure he can still go to Atlanta. Ilena’s cousin goes to Caine’s grandparents’ house to demand he step up as a father, but Caine brutally beats him on the front lawn. Caine’s grandparents kick him out and on the day he and Ronnie are to leave for Atlanta, Ilena’s cousin and his friends engage in a drive-by. Caine is shot and lies in the grass as he slowly dies. He reflects on his grandfather’s question from earlier about caring whether he lives or dies, but at this point, it no longer matters.

In the early 90s, there was a surge of coming-of-age movies set in the culture of South Central LA. Boyz n the Hood, Juice, and Friday are among the more well-known ones. Menace II Society surfs right in the middle of that wave, and also acts as maybe the best example of the trend (though it’s debatable if it’s better than Boyz n the Hood). The characters are a bit cliched, particularly O-Dog, whose only real characterization is that of the foil to Caine and a representation of the lifestyle trying to keep him trapped. Caine is not the hero of the story, but he’s not the villain either. He feels like a real person instead of a caricature. This can most likely be attributed to Allen and Albert Hughes, the film’s directors, who started out by directing music videos for artists like Tupac before tackling this as their first film, as they grew up just east of LA and knew the lifestyle. Their association with hip-hop culture helped their credentials as well.

In 2000, Disney released a film based on one of its theme park rides, Mission to Mars. It bombed. In 2002, they tried again with The Country Bears. It also bombed. Way back in 1997, they released Tower of Terror. It was direct-to-television, so there’s no way to tell if it bombed or not. But you probably haven’t heard of it. Then, in 2003, they tried again with Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. A box office smash, making over four times its budget and spawning multiple worse sequels. Now, it may be the worst pirate movie you’ve ever heard of, but you have heard of it.

Elizabeth Swann stands at the front of a ship as it floats through the wreckage after a pirate attack. She sees something in the water and the crew pulls it up on deck, revealing that it’s a boy who gives his name as Will Turner. Will has a pretty sweet necklace that Elizabeth swipes while no one is looking. Several years later, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom, doing his best Errol Flynn) is the apprentice of Port Royal’s blacksmith. He takes a sword he crafted to Governor Swann’s residence, and there, awkwardly says hi to Elizabeth (Keira Knightly). The arrival of Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) in a sinking dingy shakes things up and that very night, Port Royal is attacked by the pirate crew of the Black Pearl. They’re out looking for that necklace that Elizabeth stole from Will because they’re cursed and undead until all the gold they stole from Cortez’ stash is returned. Elizabeth, because she’s wearing the necklace, gets taken aboard the Black Pearl and gives her name as Turner. Will helps Jack escape from prison and together, they sail out to follow the Black Pearl. The captain of the Black Pearl, Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), takes Elizabeth to Isla de Muerta and has her give back the gold with a drop of her blood, but the crew soon realizes they are still cursed. Will rescues Elizabeth, leaving Jack behind, and then Jack watches as the crew of the Black Pearl take over the Interceptor, the ship Jack and Will used to get there. Once everyone is captured, Jack and Elizabeth are marooned on an island Jack has been marooned on once before – when the Black Pearl mutinied and removed him as captain – while Will is taken back to Isla de Muerta since the coin necklace was his father’s (who was a crew member of the Black Pearl) piece of the treasure. Jack and Elizabeth are rescued by Port Royal’s commadore, Norrington, and they set out to save Will and destroy the Black Pearl crew. Up until the very end, we are left to wonder whose side Jack Sparrow is on.

As I alluded to earlier, Disney was on a losing streak with theme park-themed movies. And so, originally, The Curse of the Black Pearl was going to look very different. It was going to have Hugh Jackman (doing a Burt Lancaster impression) and Robert De Niro in the Jack and Barbossa roles, and it was going to be played much more straight. When Johnny Depp came in with his Keith Richards impression, Disney’s CEO, Michael Eisner, accused Depp of ruining the movie and at one point, tried to get production shut down. Luckily, the filmmakers persisted. A lot of the supernatural elements to the movie were also added last minute to give it a much-needed edge. This was also the first PG-13 rated film from Walt Disney Pictures. There was a lot of uneasiness going in. However, despite all of the misgivings, it was still released, and it was a big hit as soon as it did. Johnny Depp as the unhinged Jack Sparrow makes the movie a treasure, and speaking of treasure…

Bonus Review: National Treasure

Your favorite actor, and mine, Nicolas Cage, stars as Benjamin Franklin Gates, the descendent of a long line of treasure protectors and nutjobs who are obsessed with treasure that has been held since ancient times and carried over to America during the time of the Founding Fathers. Ben’s grandfather held the idea of the treasure in high regard, telling Ben the stories that had been passed on to him, but Ben’s father, Patrick (Jon Voight), wants nothing to do with it. Ben and his best friend/computer expert, Riley Poole (Justin Bartha), are joined by a crew led by Ian Howe (Sean Bean, but don’t worry, he lives) and travel to the Arctic to find another clue about the treasure’s location on the remains of a ship. That clue indicates that another clue can be found on the back of the Declaration of Independence (in order to present our modern culture with limitless meme fodder, presumably). Ian betrays Ben, leaving him and Riley on the ship as they prepare to make it blow up, but the two men escape just in time. Now, they have to steal the Declaration of Independence before Ian can. Abigail Chase (Diane Kruger), who works at the National Archives and has a strange infatuation with the Declaration, joins Ben and Riley as they make their escape. Clues lead to more clues involving the Silence Dogood letters, the Liberty Bell, and Benjamin Franklin’s 3-D bifocals. But when they make it to Trinity Church in New York, Ian catches up. Together, they investigate the catacombs beneath the church until Ben sends Ian on a misdirect. Ben, Abigail, Riley, and Patrick successfully find the treasure and use it as leverage to get out of going to prison.

I was being genuine earlier. Nicolas Cage is so fun to watch. His overacting is an art form, it transcends style. And he’s really good at half-whispering some pretty goofy dialogue: “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.” The supporting characters are solid, but are definitely in the background, in my opinion. The real joy of this movie is just that’s another Disney-produced adventure film that actually works. No, it’s not the greatest heist movie of all time. It’s not The Sting or Rififi or Ocean’s Eleven (the George Clooney one, miss me with the Rat Pack version). But it’s exciting, fast-paced and high energy. National Treasure is a great companion to Pirates of the Caribbean, especially if you don’t want to watch one of its sequels.

Most consider The Maltese Falcon to be the first noir, and it’s hard to deny it. The movie follows Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) as he navigates the schemers and dreamers of San Francisco. When Ruth Wonderly (Mary Astor) walks through his door, Spade gets more than he bargained for. She asks for help in finding her missing sister, and Spade’s partner, Miles Archer readily agrees. The next day, Spade is visited by the cops. Archer is dead, and Spade is suspected to be involved. Spade runs into Wonderly again, only now he discovers her real name is Brigid O’Shaughnessy and Spade suspects she had a hand in Archer’s death. To make matters worse, Spade is offered $50,000 from a greedy pair, Kasper Gutman (Sydney Greenstreet) and Joel Cairo (Peter Lorre), to find a rare artifact, the Maltese Falcon – possibly a more dangerous job than dealing with O’Shaughnessy. Spade has to keep himself afloat and not wind up dead in the gutter.

The Maltese Falcon is based on the novel by Dashiell Hammett, a former Pinkerton Agency detective-turned-writer who put some of his own experiences into his book, and also wrote Red Harvest and The Thin Man. John Huston, son of actor Walter Huston, was given the reins of the movie adaptation as his first directing job. He was so concerned with proving himself as a director that he meticulously planned out and sketched every shot in the film ahead of time. Because of this, he not only finished on time and within his budget, but he was also able to film in sequential order and leave almost nothing on the cutting room floor.

Bogart took the role of Sam Spade when George Raft didn’t want it, and between this film and High Sierra, which came out earlier in 1941, he shot to superstardom. Before 1941, Humphrey Bogart was relegated to villains and sidekicks, which really says something about what the right part can do for an actor. He fit Spade so well and the film was such a hit, that he became a romantic leading man despite having the looks of someone who should play villains their entire life. Mary Astor, based on the trailer, is “the most exciting woman [Spade’s] ever met.” I don’t know about that one. She’s good, don’t get me wrong, but she’s more exciting in the next movie she did, The Palm Beach Story. Peter Lorre does his sniveling, conniving Peter Lorre thing that’s been parodied to death, but like usual, it’s done well. All of the performances shine here.

Proof of the Peter Lorre thing:

Bonus Review: Chinatown

Personal feelings of Roman Polanski aside, Chinatown is one of those great examples of noir. Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) is hired by Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) to gather proof of her husband’s infidelity. Instead, Jake unravels much more than he bargained for after finding the husband’s body in a freshwater reservoir with saltwater in his lungs. Evelyn strings Jake along with lie after lie, leading him into danger at every turn before admitting to the truth of her story. In this revelation, it’s revealed that Evelyn is not the biggest threat to Jake’s life nor is she the worst of the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles. Chinatown refuses to let up off the gas until the very end.

Hey, speaking of John Huston, he’s in this movie as the sexually abusive father of Evelyn and Evelyn’s daughter, Katherine. If that doesn’t read clearly enough, I’ll spell it out. Jack Huston’s character, Noah Cross, rapes his own daughter and impregnates her. Eww. Anyway, Chinatown I think works best as a critique of LA life and culture, particularly Hollywood. The perversions of its denizens are commonplace and so everyone just throws it under the rug, which is rich coming from Roman Polanski who was convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl. But maybe he sees himself in the Cross character instead of Gittes?

Chinatown is a slower-paced noir, so there are times where it feels like nothing is happening, but it builds to a shocking and powerful finale. Honestly, the weight of the ending is what gives the film its staying power when its creator has fallen from grace. It’s definitely a strong example of needing to separate the art from the artist.